The perfect gift for that special someone who already has it all - except for your undying love and devotion, of course.
We present to you the "I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me" candle.
This amazing naughty candle boasts a scent that is both captivating and mysterious, much like the enigma that is your relationship. With notes of smugness, snarkiness, and a hint of regret, this candle is sure to set the mood for any occasion.
Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just want to remind your significant other that they're lucky to have you, this candle is the perfect gift.
So go ahead, light it up and bask in the warm glow of your own cleverness. After all, who needs a thoughtful gift when you have a candle that screams "I'm settling for you, but at least I have good taste in candles"?
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
Don't miss out on the chance to show your significant other just how much you care - or don't care, as the case may be. Get your "I'd have gotten you a more impressive gift if you weren't already sleeping with me" candle today!
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
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Mistletoe Kiss: A mixture of fruit (Raspberries, Lemons, and more) and pine.
Egg Nog: Delicious blend of eggs, milk & rum.
Naughty But Nice: A fusion of sugar dipped berries, whipped cream, pink cotton candy and sexy noir.
Gingerbread Cookies: A Christmas combination of cinnamon bark, molasses, sweet vanilla, and just the perfect amount of nutmeg.
Santa Farts: Seriously good... buttery and creamy sweet chocolate with a nutty accord sitting on a base of rich vanilla and cotton candy.
Christmas Cheer: A robust holiday blend of spices such as cinnamon, clove and nutmeg accented by orange and vanilla.
CA$25.00
Based out of central Alberta, we are proudly Canadian! Offering quality hand made products, specializing in beautifully scented coconut soy candles. All small batch and hand poured with crackling wood wicks. Using only eco-friendly and sustainable materials.
My name is Denice Harrison and I am the creator behind Dark Horse Handcrafted. While I enjoyed my life growing up in the city, it seemed my heart was drawn to the more peaceful surroundings of country life. This city girl now turned country girl hangs her hat in Mayerthorpe, Alberta. Having always been a very hands-on person, my venture into candle making began as a personal endeavor to create ...
Shipping Policy
Free shipping to Canada over $100, flat $14.00 fee under $100. Free shipping to USA over $150, flat fee of $25.00 under $150
Return Policy
All of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery. You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.