This asshole candle is sure to make an unforgettable impression on anyone who receives it. With its bold and unapologetic message, this candle is the perfect way to show someone that you don't care about them, but you're doing it out of obligation.
Infused with notes of bitter resentment, passive-aggression, and a hint of "I told you so," this candle will fill any room with an air of contempt. The flickering flame will serve as a constant reminder to the recipient that they are not exactly your favorite person.
Each candle is hand poured in small batches to ensure quality.
So go ahead, give the gift of sarcasm and passive aggression with our "I think you're an asshole, but mom said I had to get you a gift" candle. It's the perfect way to say, "I don't care about you, but I'm checking the box." Order now and let the snark begin!
Light up your life with some attitude, our collection of naughty candles with sarcasm abound are sure to deliver. Because who says candles can't have a little bit of attitude?
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Apple Jack: Fresh apples
Butt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach & melon
Cinnamon Caramel: Cinnamon & Caramel
Cinnamon Vanilla: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Coconut Cream: Butter cream, coconut, crème caramel, vanilla cream, sugar
Country Berry: Sweet ripe berries
Duck Farts: Berries, bergamot, clove, lilies & hint of vanilla
Fresh Linen: Linen
Fruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal
Golden Tangerine: Neroli, orange, pineapple, raspberries, hint of gardenia
Lavender: Lavender
Lick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat
Monkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange & musk
Peppermint: Peppermint
Pina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit
Pine: Pine & Birch
Strawberries & Cream: Strawberries and whip cream
Vanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream
Unscented
CA$25.00
Based out of central Alberta, we are proudly Canadian! Offering quality hand made products, specializing in beautifully scented coconut soy candles. All small batch and hand poured with crackling wood wicks. Using only eco-friendly and sustainable materials.
My name is Denice Harrison and I am the creator behind Dark Horse Handcrafted. While I enjoyed my life growing up in the city, it seemed my heart was drawn to the more peaceful surroundings of country life. This city girl now turned country girl hangs her hat in Mayerthorpe, Alberta. Having always been a very hands-on person, my venture into candle making began as a personal endeavor to create ...
Shipping Policy
Free shipping to Canada over $100, flat $14.00 fee under $100. Free shipping to USA over $150, flat fee of $25.00 under $150
Return Policy
All of our products are carefully inspected before they are shipped. Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right. We will replace or refund products damaged during shipment if photographic proof of damage is submitted to Dark Horse Handcrafted within 7 days of delivery. You may also exchange your product for another candle of the same size and price within 14 days of purchase. The buyer is responsible for shipping cost on all return items.